Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
it makes me really upset when people don’t appreciate their mom. like, that woman carried you around in her fucking stomach for nine fucking months and then pushed your demonic self out of her and that cared for you and bought you shit with her money that she worked hard for like your mom is a fucking rockstar love her
sometimes I forget to or just don’t feel like eating, but no matter what it is you eat, make sure you eat something for your lil tummy and don’t let anyone make you feel bad for it! /u\
TOILET, WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME
GODDAMNIT TOILET LISTEN WHEN I’M SPEAKING TO YOU.
IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FULL OF SHIT.